I'm so romantic i should just marry myself.
ariane1321:

Workouts

ariane1321:

Workouts

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

image

image

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.