I'm so romantic i should just marry myself.

ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

wanksclub:

me as hell

goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:

i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck